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mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
mistressjessica:

sexiestkikgirls:

I love this idea…

Share yourself ladies
Kik: dmandingd1991
Email: sexiestkikgirls@yahoo

Yummmmmmy I wanna eat it out
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theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

image

this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

(via foodoncars)

9gag:

Everyone needs a best friend
birdasaurus:

Kinfolk
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the-ninjalante:

define-werewolf:

wisped:

wisped:

What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon

a lunatic

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE TERM LUNATIC IS LITERALLY MEANT TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE BELIEVED TO BE A SHAPESHIFTER BECAUSE SHAPESHIFTERS ABILITIES ARE SET IN SYNC WITH THAT OF THE MOON LIKE THIS ISN’T JUST A PUN THIS IS ACTUAL MYTH AND LEGEND

Sometimes urls just fit what people say

(via poetic-chef)

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shelikesthataboutme:

If my shame spills our worth across this floor,
Then tonight, goodnight, I’m burning star four.

(via fuckyeahcoheedandcambria)

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un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

(via waynetechlegos)