this is the most frightening depiction of heterosexuality i’ve seen in a long time

it looks like an earthbound enemy
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I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

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I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

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*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*

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I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

Your URL makes it even better
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How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

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repeat after me:

there are white people suffering in the world

but the white people who are suffering are not suffering because they are white

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The real problem with people fussing over Pluto all the time is it represents the priorities of the public - preserving traditions rather than accepting facts. The pursuit of science is about building a sustainable catalog of truths, and there is no advantage in altering truths to appease nostalgia. 


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I want you to burn this Judas of a body. I don’t want to be buried. I’ve spent enough time lying down. Burn it.
Frida  - Julie Taymor, 2002

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La Catrina de José Guadalupe Posada.
Llamada originalmente la Calavera Garbancera, la Catrina fue una crítica social contra todos aquellos que se avergonzaban de sus orígenes, imitaban los estílos europeos y renegaban de sus raíces, cultura y herencia indígena.
La Catrina by José Guadalupe Posada.
Originally called la Calavera Garbancera, la Catrina was a social criticism against all those who were ashamed of their origins, imitated European styles, and denied their indigenous roots, culture, and heritage.